Bursts through your chest like an alien from alien xD and steals cookie jar "cya suckers"

"IM'A CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!" I charge my lazer.
"IM'A FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!" I fire my lazer at yu, then steal the cooki jar

"ITS'A ME A MARIO" i dress up like mario, this confuses you enough , for me to steal the cookie jar


"ITS'A MY'A COOKIE JAR"

Reforms like manjin buu and pulls out a sasuke poster, then throws after automactically summoning sakura and ino. take cookie jar " Whos the sucka now"

I kamehameha you awai, and steal the cookie jar.

Writes your name in the deathnote book and steals the cookie jar " see you in hell MUAHAHAHAHHA "

-my mother (who runs hell offically) gives me the cookie jar, then i run

I use a spirit bomb and kill everyone, obliterating the cookie jar
D=

Takes another one from an allternate reality where they die from non cookie jarity

Reforms once again, pulling out a "MEGA COOKIE JAR FULL OF COOKIES " from my clothing " Thats why i carry plenty more and no fair well mine is bigger" running like flash with the cookie jar

trips you while your running. you fall down and get a concosion while i take the cookie jar and hire arnold scwartzenager to defend me.

"Citizens of californa! i will protect you like i protect my rock solid body! EVERY SINGLE DAY!"

Gets a super smash ball and does uber attack, takes jar from your dazed bodies and walks off calmly

Poofs next to him sending young naked tsunade into him " Hi precious she says wanna bite" taking the cookie jar leaving him with naked Tsunade " BEAT ThAT"

Summons three naked tsunades who all get all wrestle and muddy, as you watch in awe i sneak steal the jar

Does some seals " SUPER UBER TSUNADE BOOB ATTACK RAWWWR!!! " Creating two "HUG" Boobs which collide with him crushing him with softness, then takes the cookie jar running at high speeds