throws a rock which hits him on the head when he reachs the horizen all cartooney like, take the cookie jar and leaves a note which says "Useage of Boobage comes with a price" As the boobs both land on you

The body then deflats before him, scaring the crap out of him. Taking the cookie jar as brown stuff eased out of his pants.

flinging the brown sutff i mimic a monkey taking the cookie jar back as i smother it with the brown stuff "AHA!"

" Ha monkies and there stupidty " takes out other jar from sleeve, watching that one shatter into the mimicing monkies face.. " Whos laughing now "

As i say form behind you "Me silly little man " as you are lookign at an actual monkey i take the jar from your clutches and run into the fort form monty python and the holy grail in which the french mock you till you go away

Does some jumper shit and teleports myself and the cookie jar away from you into a pyramid, where i hide secretly.

Was on your back when you jumped "Boo!" as i appear with bandages round me lookign like a mummy you run dropping the jar as i laugh as you run

The pyramid then collaspes on him, seeing the cookie jar in my hands running toward other state. " Magic allways comes in handy "

Stepping out infront of him, reaches out and puts my hands on the cookie jar.

"For me? Oh, thank you!!"

Yanks the jar out of your hand and runs for it, dodging the various people fighting for the jar.

Rugby tackles like terry tate office linebacker (thse of you dont know you tube terry tate) "I told you to work" takes the cookies

Lies on the floor, shocked for a few seconds.

Getting up and brushing myself off, I dive at you and grab your legs, tripping you up. Grabbing the cookie jar, I rip the lid off and stuff all the cookies in my pockets and do a runner, sprinting away as fast as possible.

Appears round the corner with a gun to paramores head


"the cookies or there suckey carear dies. Not that it didnt die ages ago"

"Ok, that hits the line dude."

Diving at you, I dive at you knocking the gun out of your hand, stuffing it into my back pocket. Grabbing a cookie out of my pocket, I shove it into your mouth, grab the empty jar and continue running for it.

As you take the cookie jar paramore blow up and a note int he empty cookie jar says "Ha you blew them up how bad do you feel"


when you turn around im gone with the cookies

Okii, if you can plant bombs and take the cookies out my pocket without Rping it out loud, I can do stuff like that too ^_^ XDD []


I randomly bring Paramore back to life, making them immortal. I grab the gun out of my back pocket and carefully aim it down at your leg. I pull the trigger, firing it off directly into your kneecap.

"TAKE THAT BITCH"

I continue to keep running for my life, the cookie's life and Paramore